The Kingdom of Ethiopian Reich is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 525 million Ethiopian Reichians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The strong Ethiopian Reichian economy, worth 35.3 trillion Monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 67,319 Monies, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ethiopian Reich's national animal is the Loin.

Ethiopian Reich is ranked 122,634^th in the world and 5,083^rd in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 71.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.